Baldy Dash

Baldy Dash – The Turkey-Fueled Hair Loss Game 👨🏻‍🦲🦃🧬

💨 Run, dodge, and feather your way to restore Baldy's luscious locks💨

In a world where hair transplants and trips to Istanbul cost a fortune, Baldy has discovered a hairy hack: TURKEYS.

🦃 That’s right—two turkeys are all it takes to transform his shiny dome into a luscious mane. But beware - the true enemy of the bald person, DNA, are out to reclaim his scalp, stripping him back to baldness and ending his run.. :(

How long can you outrun the inevitable?

🔥 Endless runner chaos – Keep dashing for the highest score.

 🦃 Turkey power-ups – The more you collect, the higher you score.

 🧬 Dodge the DNA – Use the space bar to jump over the strands. One touch, and it’s back to bald! 

 😂 A satirical twist on male pattern baldness – because balding sucks, so f*ck it!

Think you’ve got what it takes to keep that hairline in check? Play now and preserve Baldy's perm for as long as you can!